FANTASY & ODD ART: Home

Hewo dere evwybody!!!!! I'm very glad you've stumbled upon my humble and weird little art (and more) website. (Remember to bookmark me so you won't lose me!!!) It is and will continue to be a work-in-progress, just like my artwork. So, if you don't see anything of interest yet, keep checking back!!! I'll keep working, editing, proofreading and updating it with lots of good stuff. In addition to my art--which is FOR SALE--there are some other things to keep your eyes and brains engaged for a wee bit. Just click on the links at the top of the...well, I guess you can figure that out for yourselves. Oh, and feel free to send me an email (down below) if you wanna buy something or just have a question or comment. If you choose to stop reading here at this introduction and flee from my domain now, then, take it easy and God bless!!!!! For those who choose to continue, the site gets worse from here. Much worse. Grammatically, visually, and in many other ways you would never think were possible. You were warned.

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Quicky Linkey Site Menu--
Artsy & Fartsy (& related) Content:
Sculptures
Paintings
Masks
Photography
Patronal Geographic
Virginia Renaissance Faire Photos & Stuff: Intro & Info Page
2011 VA Renaissance Faire Pictures
Renfaire Babble Blog

Asian Stuff:
Asian Entertainment Reviews: Home (click 1st)
Asian Movie Reviews: Horror (intro page)
      *Japanese Horror
      *Chinese Horror
      *Korean Horror
      *Thai Horror
      *Other Asian Countries
      *Asian Zombies
Asian Movie Reviews: Action
Asian Movie Reviews: Comedy
Asian Movie Reviews: Drama
Asian Movie Reviews: Sci-Fi
Asian Anime Reviews: Intro Page
      *Comedy & Drama Anime Series
      *Sci-Fi & Fantasy Anime Series
      *Horror & Supernatural Anime Series
      *Anime Movies
Korean Drama Reviews: Intro Page
      *Korean Drama Reviews: Page 1
Co-Editor Reviews (concept under construction)

Miscellaneous & More Assorted Oddness:
Patrick's Giant Beef: Home
      * Patrick's Giant Beef: Page 1
Vintage Crap 4 Sale!!
      *Vintage Toys
               *Games
               *Large Figures
About Me: The Pointless Section

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                                                                                             Have you seen this card?
It's mine! Look it. Feel free to print and pass them out for me if you so desire. I wouldn't mind that at all. Just right click and Save As and then print, print away. You'll save me loads of valuable printer ink, and, I will love you. Truly. Madly. Deeply. Well...maybe. Can't really make any promises. Ohhhhhh...never mind.

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A more subdued me

Contact me PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! Oh, and, BUY STUFF!!!! Recommend me to, well,  ANYBODY!!!!! (Please do not recommend me to psychopaths...unless they have lots of money like Tom Cruise.) Thank you very much. I'm done shouting. Now contact me...please.

Oh yeah, if there are any art loving ladies (esp. foreign) out there who wish to be the "sugar mama" for a pooooor struggling artist, you may contact me too. I am open to both marriage proposals and/or being a love slave (or pet) to the right one, or,  just the highest bidder. Just kidding-- or maybe not. I am currently single though. I'm also willing to be adopted. I'm almost 100% house trained too. Almost.

Yes...it's true. You could be the one. You could be the wonderful person who gives me encouragement to keep going in my life's endeavours. You could be my supporter and even my muse. I really need a muse of some sort. Have been rather creatively dry of late. You could be my artistic rehydrator!!! I feel so parched. Even a mere pat on the head would do at this point-- as long as it's with a moist hand.

Buy some art, or, buy me. It would please me and make me not poor. And...don't sue as that would make me more poor. Did all that sound too desperate????

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