Well, I don't have much in this line but what I have I'll post here. Much of this reallllly old Joe stuff belonged to my two much, much, much older brothers. It was then passed onto my sister (much, much older sister) and then eventually onto me. The condition of the stuff varies but I've included pics and will try to be as descriptive as possible. Here we go---
Ok, I do NOT know what the heck the names are for these two figures. I am selling them together as a pair since, as you can see from the disturbing nude photos, they seem to be very close. Probably bunk mates or something totally innocent I'm sure. Ahem.
Their condition is good. There is some cracking of the plastic on some of the legs & arms but they move fully and seem to be ok otherwise. They show normal age related discolouration. According to the lettering on the odd-looking ass cheeks of the figures they are both from 1964. Alllllllthough I did notice something...something disturbingly off about the dark-haired one. THAT IS NOT THE ORIGINAL HEAD!!!! AHHHHHH!!! It's been like that since as far back as I can remember but I never noticed it until now. A quick inspection of the back of the head revealed that it was a G.I. Joe head from a 1975 Joe. I'm pretty sure my sister had something to do with this. I'm just gonna sell it with this head since it's a weird novelty.
Do you want these????? The pictures down below I'm sure will convince you that you do. G.I. Joe or G.I. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???? (I'm a pervert.)
Not certain where I stand on "don't ask, don't tell," but I'm very, very hopefull that these two mofo's will sell. Adopt a Gay-I Joe!!!!!
Pulsar: The Ultimate Man of Adventure
Year: 1976 Manufacturer: Mattel This freaky little exhibitionist did not come nekkid. He loaned his outfit to Steve Austin--The Six Million Dollar Man-- and he never gave it back. Pulsar didn't really want it back anyway 'cause Stevie kinda stained it. (Something about a bionic bowel malfunction.) Pulsar decided to run wild and free from that point on and he's never looked back. Apparently he never looked down either since he didn't seem to notice his...ahem...little Pulsar was missing. So much for being the Ultimate Man of Adventure. Perhaps The Ultimate Man of Knitting??? Nahhh...the long needle might make him experience envy.
Oh yeah...the toy description. He's about 14 inches and the condition of mr. P is very good. (That came out wrong.) His little fluid-filled veins & heart still pump a bit when you press the button on his back. His armsies and legsies still move well and hold their positions when posed as u can tell by the pictures. He's pretty collectable now and hopefully will become more so. He cries out to you..."BUYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEE."
Hmmmmmmm...I wonder what the Joes were looking at????? I mean, seriously. All three of them are like...peckerless. That's...that's just not natural. Maybe they have phantom penis syndrome??? I just don't know.